Hello there! I'm a programmer! I live in a completely opposite world from you! I don't see things in black and white but in shades of Intellisense. I'm not afraid to admit that I stroke the large ***** of Microsoft, nor am I afraid to say that I will leave it one day (if I don't, I'm pretty sure Jonathan would kill me). I am afraid, however, of power outages, blue (or red) screens of death, hard disk failures, harlequin novels, a shortage of pizza and mountain dew, furres, Apple Software (and in turn, Steve Jobs), the Red Ring of Death, Pine-Sol, and much, much more.

I'm from California, but I live in Texas... Imagine that.

Later days,
nyoseki